1 bag fresh cranberries
1 bunch cilantro
1 1/2 roasted jalapeños
1 roasted yellow pepper
1/2 cup water
1/2 cup lime juice
1/2 cup sugar
1/2 red onion
1 medium pinch salt
Zest of one lime
Blacken jalapeños and bell pepper on a gas stove or in a broiler. Meanwhile, make a syrup with lime juice, water and sugar by boiling together for 2 minutes. Remove peppers from the oven. Remove stems and skins, as possible. Put everything in a blender or food processor and pulverize. If needed, thin with equal parts lime juice and water. Also feel free to add salt and sugar to taste. Eat with tofu, turkey, chips, or whatever might be lying around needing something to make it more interesting.